Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
