I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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