He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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