so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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