oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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