Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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