He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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