At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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