I just googled if crying burns calories
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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