you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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