Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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