How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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