I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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