We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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