You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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