so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize