The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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