Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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