One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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