barbara walters just said penis...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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