dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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