not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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