just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize
