when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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