I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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