It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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