I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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