just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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