Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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