TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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