I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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