Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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