why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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