I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
this is an emotional support booty call
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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