I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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