i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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