Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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