I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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