I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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