You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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