wat bout pragnant strippers??
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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