so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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