Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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