Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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