Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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