Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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