yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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