Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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