Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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