Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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