i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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