Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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