i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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