This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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