One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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