so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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