I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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