how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
