i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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